[ OPEN RP ]

[sweet_oleander]

WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!



[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

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[ramenosis]

[WATCHES THIS FROM THE POOL TABLE

CLOSELY]

[blondambition]

[Do you know how many drinks in Ino is?

So many.

Ino marches (wobbles, actually) over to Naruto, throwing her arm around his shoulder. She looks so happy (and drunk).]

Naruto~~ ♥

[ramenosis]

[Naruto might be drunk too but public displays of affection are still BLUSH WORTHY plus it's Ino. Ino is cool.

And maybe Ino is...sorta really hot.

BUT HE GRINS LIKE IT AINT NO THANG]

Hey, Ino! [And then snickers because she is super drunk. More than him. More than 90% of the bar.]

Oi, am I gonna have to carry your ass home?

[wait....]

[blondambition]

It's not my fault~! I only told some of the guys I might consider going on a date with them and then they bought me all these drinks!

[Ino laughs because boys are duuuumb. Naruto might be the dumbest but he's also cute, so that works out.]

Sakura wouldn't let me on her lap! I think she thinks I'm heavy! How rude is that?? Maybe you won't be able to carry me!

[ramenosis]

[MAN Ino could be more flirty than ERO-SENNIN and that was saying something]

You? Heavy? I bet you're light as a feather!

[and because this is a good idea SCOOPS HER UP PRINCESS STYLE and grins down at her]

See!

[blondambition]

[OMG no one ever picks her up princess style! Usually her teammates just like, throw her over their shoulders and stuff. Whee~]

Carry me to the bar for more drinks! I'll buy you one!

[:D]

[ramenosis]

Alright!! Sounds good to me!

[Doesn't even consider that people have been buying her drinks IT IS MONUMENTAL to have Ino buy him one

JUST MAKES HIS WAY THROUGH THE CROWD TO THE BAR WITH INO IN HIS ARMS]

Oi! BARTENDER! We need drinks, y'know!

[blondambition]

[YES, CARRY HER EVERYWHERE LIKE THE PRINCESS SHE IS.]

We're going to get you wasted, "y'know"!

[She is getting so comfortable like this, she is not walking anywhere again kthx.]

And then we'll go have drunk ramen with Sakura!!

[ramenosis]

[STILL HOLDING HER WHILE DRINKS ARE ORDERED

and snickers at her mimicking his SPEECH THING like Inoichi did with Kushina :3]

Drunk...ramen? With Sakura-chan?

[daydreamsssssssss

might be drooling a little]

[blondambition]

[Ino reaches up to wipe his mouth with her hand before it gets in her perfect hair.]

Ichiraku MUST cater to the alcoholic crowd!! If not we'll go wake up Chouji to make us ramen!

[ramenosis]

[thanks ino you're a pal]

CHOUJI MAKES RAMEN?!

[blondambition]

Chouji makes EVERYTHING!!

[SO PROUD OF HER TEAMMATE. Another random Chuunin guy offers Ino a drink, even though she is clearly occupied with Naruto.]

I bet if you flirted with some of the middle aged aunties in here, you'd get soooo many drinks.

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura calls over to him from the bar. ]

DON'T ENCOURAGE HER, NARUTO.

[ramenosis]

[SHIT]

I WASN'T LOOKIN', I SWEAR!

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura raises an eyebrow. ]

Looking at what?

[ramenosis]

N-Nothin'.

[Ino sitting in your lap because YES EVERY MAN'S DREAM]

Lemme buy you a drink, Sakura-chan.

[can u deny him]

[sweet_oleander]

Okay, okay.

[ No, never, except all of those times she, you know, spurned his advances and punched him into the stratosphere and stuff. ]

[ramenosis]

[we don't talk about that

BUYS HER A FRUITY SWEET DRINK and plops down in the seat next to her]

So, uhhh, does Ino do that a lot? Sit in your lap?

[might look hopeful]

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura just gives him a look like not even going to address your ridiculousness, Naruto. But she does accept his drink. ]

Don't start.

[ramenosis]

[he should take the hint and shut up but this is important information

whines a little]

Whaaaat? C'mon!!

[you can whisper it look he's leaning close to hear it]

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura leans closer, too. Just as her lips brush past his ear, she pulls back and flicks it with her thumb and forefinger. The look on her face is half annoyance, half affection. ]

Pervert.

[ramenosis]

[Some part excitement and part terror and all 'holy crap Sakura-chan is really close' shoots down his spine and might have taken a detour around his crotch.

Only to have him wince and clamp a hand on his ear with a yelp.]

Ow! Sakura-chan...

[rubs his ear a little] Isn't Ino the pervert for bein' the one to sit in your lap?

[sweet_oleander]

[ SIGH. ]

You deserved it. She's just an affectionate drunk.

[sweet_oleander]

[ THAT IS A SPECIFICALLY SPECIFIC DENIAL. ]

[ramenosis]

[SHHHHHHHHHHH]