yakiniku_q | [ OPEN RP ]

[It feels a little bit like that teenage "let's sneak out into the training fields when our senseis aren't watching" kissing (Not that Ino is used to that or anything, no, not at all) but it's pleasant. Warm. Soft. Ino has to deal with a lot of pushy men every day acting like she owed them something so this is a very nice change of pace.

If she was being honest, she would say she really likes being held like this, so carefully and somewhat clumsily. It's sweet and something Ino isn't used to. It's either awkward pre-sex groping or something gross and mission related. Her inebriated mind is making her mushy, she decides, putting her arms around his neck and stroking his hair again.

Ino smiles against his lips before she can help herself at the thought. A short kiss is pressed to the corner of his mouth before pulling away ever so slightly.]

Now what was that about you running home?

[The hair again. If she kept doing that it might be easy to try and fall in love again.

Naruto is grinning a bit stupidly as she pulls away, his hands not leaving her waist at all. He considers kissing her again because he certainly didn't get to respond as much as he'd like and if Ino was willing, he was willing to show her what he can do.]

Eheh, well...

[A hand rubs the back of his head sheepishly and whatever rejection he had felt earlier has all but disappeared.]

Did you want me to tuck you in too or somethin'?

[It takes a moment for Ino to register what Naruto is asking. Surely he means that in the most innocent way possible. Or does he? No, no, he had gotten flustered with just a kiss, he didn't really mean tuck her in in the adult sense. It's so hard to tell with him! It just keeps her guessing which, she supposes, is how she got so interested in the first place.]

Trying to get into my room already?

[She is clearly kidding.]

What? Well, yeah, to...tuck you in?

[That's what he had just said, though it had been teasing. He doesn't get it.

At first.]

[Oh.]

N-Not like that! Geeeeeeeeez, Ecchi-Ino.

Oh pleeeease! This is coming from the guy who has a "sexy" jutsu-- which I might add really needs work-- and spies on girls at the hot springs!

[Ino pokes his cheek.]

Look how embarrassed you're getting, though~!

[Teasing Naruto just may be her new favorite past time.]

[He bats her hand away, frowning and maybe pouting.]

Hey! The sexy jutsu is a real distraction technique! It works!

[No comment about the peeping. He doesn't do it as much as when he was REALLY young. Though, he hasn't had a chance what with training to be Hokage.

No comment about being embarrassed either. Only this;]

Shuddap or I'll make you, pervy girl. Pervy-chan.

[Ino can't really argue distraction techniques. That was what a kunoichi was all about. But really, pig tails? Huge boobs? Come on, Naruto.

Ino laughs in that "Come at me" obnoxious sort of way she is so good at.]

Oh yeah? How? You want to fight right here?

[Though honestly, Ino is still wasted so this will probably turn into a messy wrestling match.]

[He got his inspiration from you, Ino~

Naruto huffs and though a spar would be fun, he's got a better idea to get her to stop flapping that non-stop mouth of hers.

There's a mischievous smirk before he's grabbing her shoulders and hauling her to him to press his mouth to hers. Compared to his firm grip on her, his lips are surprisingly soft and he shows her ALLLL the experience he had gained.

You know, to make him richer and all that. Or whatever she had said.]

[If he ever tells her that, she will wear her hair in pigtails and show him how it's really done, okay. The men of Konoha wouldn't stand a chance.

Well. This is certainly better than drunk fighting, as interesting as that might have been. Make-out-no-jutsu is very effective at shutting her up because it's chilly outside and he's warm and she isn't moving away so fast.

Since his hands are on her shoulders, she sticks her hands in his jacket pockets for leverage.

A bit breathlessly:]

Not bad. You get a 6 out of 10. Respectable but needs improvement.

[He's a bit breathless too, even his laugh. He's used to getting low scores but that never stopped him before.]

Don't worry, I'll get better.

[Ino doesn't know what she's unleashed now because his forehead presses to hers again and the grin won't leave his face.]

Don't you look pleased with yourself. As well you should, though, since I AM the most eligible and sought after girl in the village.

[Ino knows she has made a monster. Naruto does so love his training and hard work. God only knew what she started and if she would survive it.

She not-so-gently nudges him up against one of the walls of her greenhouse.]

Maybe in all of Fire Country.

Maybe, eheh.

[He agrees and lets her back him up into a wall. And he is sort of pleased with himself. Okay, REALLY pleased. Really pleased with Ino too. The only thing on his mind right now is the two (TWO) kisses he had gotten tonight so he drags her with him to hold her to his body.

Idly, his hands run up and down her sides.]

I'm pretty sought after too, y'know. You said I had fangirls, right?

Yes, but have you ever had a Daimyo's son try to buy you an island?

[The stories she can tell you, Naruto. Her life is so strange. Ino leans on him; he is serving as a very nice heated blanket at the moment and she has no inclination to move.]

Your fangirls are ridiculous. I'm pretty sure they have meetings.

[Like, did no one remember when Naruto was a loser? Now suddenly girls wanted to throw their mesh panties at him because he was a hero. Gross.]

Ehhhh, no.

[What would he do with an island? Unless it was an island full of huge animals like the one he had been on with Octo-dude when he had been trying to take control of Kurama.

His arms tighten around her a little. This is nice. Though he wants to test something. His hand runs through her blonde ponytail slowly, feeling the soft tresses fall through his fingers. Did it feel good for her too?]

I wonder if they're havin' meetings about buying me an island...

[Seriously ponders this sdlkgjslj]

I think they're having meetings on how to catch you as their husband.

[But this is said very distractedly because his hands in her hair feel nice. Ino tilts her head in a very kitten-ish manner to give him more access to her prized locks. She works hard (conditioners, oil treatments-- all stuff she makes by hand in the shop) to make sure her hair is soft and managable. Might as well let someone else (and herself enjoy it).]

Oh.

[Well. He didn't even know he had fangirls, so why would he be their husband? Ino has a better chance at that.

It's hard to really run his fingers through her hair so while she's distracted, and doing cute head-tilting things she likes this too good, he tugs the band out of her hair to let it fall free.

That's better. He can start at her bangs and push them away from her face a little too to see that other eye of hers.]

Much better.

[She... is not expecting that. Looking at her so closely like that is kind of embarrassing, but Ino stubbornly meets his gaze.]

What are you doing, you weirdo?

[Not many people actually got to see Ino's hair in all its glory. She rarely ever took it down because it went past her waist and got in the way but was too vain to cut it.]

Your hair looks good when it's down.

[He'll just ignore that he called her weird. He's not as weird as Sai. Or Kakashi-sensei sometimes. Or Kiba. Kiba was just annoying though. Or fucking Shino. Yeah, Shino is weird.

In any case, Naruto has a thing for long hair. So he's going to play with it and keeping running his hands through it, smiling the whole time.]

It kinda smells like flowers too.

You are so drunk.

[ but she lets him pet her and compliment her hair, preening like the feline she is. Compliments are the way to her heart. ]

I work in a flower shop. I always smell like flowers!

[HE'S NOT- well, okay maybe he is.]

Oi, not as much as you.

[She had been wobbling everywhere. Also she called him cute. And kissed him yes that's important. Would she do that sober?

It's like an invitation he just leans forward and buries his nose in her hair.]

Yep. Flowers.

That's because you have, like, an fox inside you who is probably sharing your alcohol reserves!

[Wait, tailed beasts don't work that way... do they? SO MANY QUESTIONS. Like, could he hear them right now? That would be so weird!]

Enjoying yourself there? I probably smell a bit like alcohol and cigarettes now, too.

[That makes him laugh, right into her blonde hair. It's true. It took a lot more to get him drunk because of Kurama, but it wasn't impossible. He's probably more sober only because their chakra was getting rid of the booze so quickly. He didn't just heal quickly, he was sober more quickly too.

Sometimes it sucked. Gama-chan didn't like when he went out to drink. Luckily, people bought him a lot of drinks too because of who he was.]

Eheheh, yeah, I share with Kurama. Don't wanna leave him out of the fun.

[Naruto nuzzles his nose a little deeper and hums.]

Nope! Flowers still. Smells nice.

[He is getting dangerously close to her neck, which is not protected by her usual high collar shirt, and it is very, very sensitive. She is trying to play it cool, though, even if she just got goosebumps.]

So guys are... friends. Do you talk to him? What would you even talk about?

[These are all things Ino has been thinking over the years but never got a chance to ask. Drunkness and natural curiosity are a dangerous combination.]

[He seems to be gravitating there, mostly because that's where the smell is the best. He's rubbing his nose on the space behind her ear as he speaks, inhaling.]

Sometimes. Usually he just naps since he's pretty lazy. Other times he's makin' fun of me or challenging me at somethin'. He says he's bored a lot. Guess I would be pretty bored too if I was stuck in someone's body with nothin' to do.

Hmmm.

[It is a simple and seemingly innocent gesture but his mouth near that certain spot by her ear combined with the alcohol PLUS his voice so close is making Ino turn into a giant puddle of goo. Seriously, who said this guy had no play? He had to know what he was doing!

She is just going to tilt her head a little to expose her neck more as a casual, open invitation.

Oh wait, they were talking. Better get back to talking.]

I'm sure yours isn't a bad body to be in.

[That sounded way more sexual than she actually intended but there it is. It makes her laugh after the fact.]

I PROMISED YOU NARUINO ADORABLENESS. I DELIVER.

YOU DELIVER SO GOOD

I TRY I TRY

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THE ADORABILITY ;-;

THIS IS WHY I LOOOOVE THEM

SO DUMB AND CUTE

AND PERFECT???

LEGIT ONE OF THE CUTEST THREADS EVER I AM ENJOYING SO MUCH

ME TOOOOOO I WANT TO PUT IT TOGETHER AND MAKE IT A FIC OR SOMETHIng

AUGH YES YES YES THAT WOULD BE BEAUTIFUL

ADDS THAT TO LIST

YAAAAS /ROLLS IN WRITINGSSS