[ OPEN RP ]

[sweet_oleander]

WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!



[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

Comments

[ramenosis]

Alright!! Sounds good to me!

[Doesn't even consider that people have been buying her drinks IT IS MONUMENTAL to have Ino buy him one

JUST MAKES HIS WAY THROUGH THE CROWD TO THE BAR WITH INO IN HIS ARMS]

Oi! BARTENDER! We need drinks, y'know!

[blondambition]

[YES, CARRY HER EVERYWHERE LIKE THE PRINCESS SHE IS.]

We're going to get you wasted, "y'know"!

[She is getting so comfortable like this, she is not walking anywhere again kthx.]

And then we'll go have drunk ramen with Sakura!!

[ramenosis]

[STILL HOLDING HER WHILE DRINKS ARE ORDERED

and snickers at her mimicking his SPEECH THING like Inoichi did with Kushina :3]

Drunk...ramen? With Sakura-chan?

[daydreamsssssssss

might be drooling a little]

[blondambition]

[Ino reaches up to wipe his mouth with her hand before it gets in her perfect hair.]

Ichiraku MUST cater to the alcoholic crowd!! If not we'll go wake up Chouji to make us ramen!

[ramenosis]

[thanks ino you're a pal]

CHOUJI MAKES RAMEN?!

[blondambition]

Chouji makes EVERYTHING!!

[SO PROUD OF HER TEAMMATE. Another random Chuunin guy offers Ino a drink, even though she is clearly occupied with Naruto.]

I bet if you flirted with some of the middle aged aunties in here, you'd get soooo many drinks.

[ramenosis]

[FUCKING CHOUJI WHY DIDNT HE TELL HIM GEEZ

okay naruto isn't THAT DRUNK]

Don't say nasty shit.

[blondambition]

[Ino laughs because what is that face, Naruto.]

Okay, okay, I'll just be your sugar mama and get your drinks~ In exchange for something~~

[ramenosis]

[DUMB NARUTO IS DUMB but interested because drinks. hehehehe sugar mama. He doubts she could be as AMAZING AS KUSHINA MAMA but hey if Ino wants to buy him things

it's not ramen but STILL FREE THINGS!!!]

Eh? What?

[blondambition]

[INO IS NOT EVEN TOUCHING NARUTO'S MOMMY ISSUES. THOSE ARE FOR ANOTHER NIGHT. Besides, Ino doesn't pay for her shit, she's a pretty girl. FREE, HELL YEAH.]

First you have to kiss my forehead and tell me I'm pretty!

[ramenosis]

[LGKDLGKJDKGJD WHAT

WHAT

BLUSHES BECAUSE KISS???]

EHHHHHH?! [telling her she's pretty would be okay but KISS????]

[blondambition]

[OMG it is so fun to mess with him.]

Just on the forehead~!

[ramenosis]

[he won't get in trouble for this right BUT HNGNGNGNGGGGG still BLUSHING because FUCKING KISS and INO

INO... y u do dis ITS NOT EVEN WIDE AND CHARMING LIKE SAKURA'S but it's perfect like the rest of her

geez]

OKAY! Okay, fine. Just on the forehead. [He can do this.

He swallows audibly and leans down with puckered lips. It probably looks SUPER SILLY but the kiss he plants on her forehead is gentle and sort of sweet. He lingers there for a moment and then pulls back REALLY QUICKLY and glances to the side, blushing hard.]

Oh. Yeah. Uh...You're really pretty, Ino.

[NOW BUY HIM DRINKS.]

[blondambition]

[IT'S JUST ON THE FOREHEAD AND HE LOOKS SO EMBARRASSED.

THIS IS

THE BEST NIGHT EVER.]

Aww, you're so sweet~~~ How am I pretty? Use examples, please.

[She will never be tired of teasing him.]

[ramenosis]

[IF POSSIBLE HE WOULD BLUSH MORE from being called sweet be quiet ino

instead he grunts because NO]

Oi! You didn't say I had to use examples!

[blondambition]

[She is laughing sooo much. This is legit the best night.]

Okay, okay. That ONE admission and kiss gets you... a sip of my drink!

[ramenosis]

STINGY!!!

[Goddammit he kissed your forehead and called you pretty THAT TOOK A LOT INO]

[blondambition]

[Teeheeheeee.]

Okay, you can have HALF my drink~~

[She is grinning up at him, cheeks totally flushed from the alcohol.]

I think that's fair!

[ramenosis]

[Hums in thought. Well, that's better than a sip but he STILL WANTS HIS OWN.

And whoa. Maybe it's the alcohol but Ino grinning up at him with her cheeks all pink...she really is sorta pretty.

SHAKES THAT THOUGHT AWAY.]

Well, then gimme your drink! [REACHES FOR IT]

[blondambition]

[FINE, she hands it to him.]

But only half!! You only earned half!!

[She is still being carried and this is awesome. Ino wriggles happily in his arms.]

Drink up, future Hokage!

[ramenosis]

[WHATEVER FINE drinks like half in a few gulps and is somehow still holding her up with ONE ARM because it's Naruto.]

Eheheheh! That's me! Uzumaki Naruto, The Number One Hokage Candidate!!

[carries her everywhere INO DONT WRIGGLE..........it does things]

[blondambition]

Let's sit down! You're going to get tired holding me up!!

[She drinks the other half of the drink. Being a Yamanaka, she has alcohol running through her veins so it's fine.]

I'll sit in your lap like I did Sakura!

[Because that's so much more fun than just sitting on a chair, duh.]

[ramenosis]

[He really doubts he will get tired INO IS HONESTLY SO LIGHT light as a feather but sitting down does sound nice to his drunk brain. He's swaying a little in his spot.

She'll sit in his lap? He snickers and nods. Geez, Ino was fun in her own way and IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD ENOUGH idea so Naruto finds a seat, plops down, and let's Ino use him as her own seat.

Be jealous, everyone else.]

Eheheheh, yeah, it's good you're not fat!

[blondambition]

[Sakura is going to be soooo mad at her for flirting with Naruto. Oh well~~ Ino gets comfortable. It's so fun to be spoiled by everyone all night! The other guys are totally looking at Naruto with envy.]

Yeah! Except I'm pretty sure Kiba said I had a big butt once or twice!! That jerk!!!

[He needs to leave her badankadank alone B[]

[ramenosis]

Ehhhh, don't listen to Kiba. Your butt's fine!

[Naruto PATS IT A LITTLE is he allowed to do that WELL HE DID]

Pretty comfortable, yep!