[ OPEN RP ]

[sweet_oleander]

WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!



[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

Comments

[sweet_oleander]

[ SIGH. ]

You deserved it. She's just an affectionate drunk.

[ramenosis]

[blinks

GRIIIINS]

What if I'm an affectionate drunk too?

[sweet_oleander]

[ Oy. Sakura can barely handle one outrageous blonde trying to make out with her while intoxicated, she doesn't think she can handle two.

Sakura is torn between shoving him in Ino's direction (pro: less annoying, con: Naruto and Ino flirting which is somehow UNACCEPTIBLE) and keeping him away from her FOREVER (pro: no flirting, con: more annoying.

She decides to stick with teasing. ]

Then I'm sure tons of eligible bachelors will jump to buy you drinks, too.

[ramenosis]

[Bach...elors?]

AUGH! DON'T SAY THAT!

[covers both ears now like THAT MIGHT BLOCK IT AND MAKE IT GO AWAY]

Sakura-chaaaaaaaaaaaan! Not you too!

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura laughs -- a real, genuine laugh that reaches her eyes -- and reaches over to ruffle his hair. ]

Sorry, sorry.

[ramenosis]

[fine he forgives you but only because you're Sakura

MOPES AND DRINKS HIS ALCOHOL]

[sweet_oleander]

Stop that, it's pathetic.

[ramenosis]

[only pretending to mope now

head on his arms on the bar]

[sweet_oleander]

[ Pokes his side. ]

[ramenosis]

[NO

jolts and laughs loudly while squirming away]

[sweet_oleander]

You're such an idiot.

[ But she loves him. She's been handling it well, but the alcohol is making her a little emotional. The sentiment definitely bleeding into her voice. ]

If you're feeling so affectionate, you should find Ino. She's probably looking for a new lap.

[ramenosis]

[He's still snickering a little from the poke.]

Yeah, but you're the one that let's affectionate people sit in 'em!

[Grins towards her lap]

Or you could...y'know--

[SIT IN HIS~~]

[sweet_oleander]

No.

[ramenosis]

[OUCH she didn't even give him a chance to ask

back to moping]