yakiniku_q | [ OPEN RP ]

[WHY WOULDN'T HE? Well he's in love with Sakura, first of all. And she might be those things but HE REALLY DIDN'T KNOW. He was teasing about her wanting to date him and she had teased back and SUDDENLY IT WAS ABOUT SEX? He's so confused and he wishes he could have understood this sooner. But girls are so damn confusing what the hell.

He didn't know she was all over him. He thought she was just giving him a hard time. REALLY.

Did she say bendy...? NO.]

It wasn't goin' ANYWHERE! Ino is INO.

[YEAH she's beautiful and smart and all those things but still INO.

Bendy.....]

[ Well, Sakura is stupidly in love with Sasuke but SHE IS TRYING TO MOVE ON. Why couldn't Naruto do the same? And Sakura hasn't encouraged his advances at all --

( -- and, not, she reasons, because if it all goes to shit and she loses him too, she'll be totally lost -- )

-- so why SHOULDN'T he try to hook up with someone so ANNOYINGLY AVAILABLE? ]

OKAY WELL. As long as we're all on the same page!

Yeah!

... No, wait!

[Ino is way too drunk for this. She sways a bit in anger.]

What does "Ino is Ino" mean?! Are you saying I'm not hook up-worthy??

[ARE THEY IN AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WHERE NOTHING MAKES SENSE??]

[Dammit he knew he would fuck-up somewhere along the line. Ino was just as scary as Sakura could be sometimes. He freezes, stammering over his words at first before finally just blurting them out.]

What? Ehhhh, no! I mean yes! You're hook up-worthy! Definitely!!

[How could she not be? Naruto wasn't blind! She had given him a boner earlier even! A little chubby.

Was she girlfriend worthy tho, that's the question. Since Naruto couldn't really do...hook ups. Not with people he's known since he couldn't do a proper bunshin.]

...You were all over me?

[ Sakura is going to next the next few moments to pass out on the bar stool. HAVE FUN CARRYING HER HOME LATER, NARUTO. ]

[Ino thinks about it.]

Maybe a little?

[ :D ]

REALLY?

[And Sakura lmfao...

He stares a bit at Ino, eying her. Was she just saying that? He could swear she was just messing with him earlier but if she was actually all over him.

Nobody's really been all over him.]

Hmm, you did sit on my lap.

Is that really so shocking?

[But really, Sakura was making her sound like some sort of scarlet woman!

... which is kind of was, she supposes, but whatever. No need to hate, Sakura.

Ino mock pouts.]

Even though I'm just Ino.

[Uh oh. He knows that tone. And yeah, it IS shocking. Ino had never really shown interest before so he didn't think she was being serious.

Was she being serious? What did Sakura say about womanly biles? No...that's not it.]

Well, yeah you're Ino but y'know, Sakura was right.

You're pretty and smart! Heh! I said it before, didn't I? [This is genuine while he grins and then he gets a curious look and whispers;]

But...are you really bendy?

[Of course, that is the tidbit of information that Naruto clings on to.]

I have many talents.

[Translation: Oh yes. She taps under his chin again.]

Too bad you have to take Sakura home, you could have found out for yourself.

[Okay, now she is just teasing him because his reactions? So priceless.]

[Of course because it's SEXUAL.

He grunts a bit at the chin tap and then blinks. Too bad he...what? His eyes trail slowly over to Sakura who is passed out at the bar. His eyes squint slowly once he realizes she really can't hold her liquor.

But happens to be an effective cockblock even in unconsciousness. Yeah, he has to take her home. But that doesn't mean he can't dream. Or discuss very nice details with Ino. Interesting details about bendy bodies and other such things.

Hey, Ino might be a pervy girl but he's a pervy guy too.]

Found out...your talents?

[Gulp. Still pretty innocent tho.]

[Sakura looks so peaceful, sleeping on the bar. It's kind of adorable, even though she is drooling just a bit.

She gives a dramatic sigh, leaning on Naruto's shoulder.]

That's right-- my many talents. Legendary, even. Such a shame.

[...It really is a shame, in a way. He looks to Sakura again and he knows he said NOTHING AT ALL was going to happen and he was going to stay true to his word. That's his ninja way.

But he never said he couldn't pry a little for information.

He situates himself so his arm can slide a bit around her, fingers brushing her side.]

Soooo...what kind of talents?

[She leans her mouth near his ear and smiles.]

That's classified information.

[Why can he NEVER CATCH A BREAK

Complains. Whines. Grumbles.]

C'monnnnn!

[He needs something juicy to think of for later lmao]

It's not classified if it's legendary!

[Ino presses a teasing kiss to his cheek.]

Haven't you heard patience is a virtue?

[FLJDLJGDK BLUSHES and mumbles something that sounds like 'no, that's stupid'

then louder;]

Ino! You're killin' me! You can't say that shit and leave me hangin'!

[This time he wraps her up in his arms and presses his cheek to hers.]

C'mon! Please! I'll tell you you're pretty again! And give examples!

[ ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Sakura is still unconscious and everything but come on, Naruto, if you're going to dig for fantasy fodder and drape yourself all over Ino in a scandalous manner DO IT SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Also that shady as fuck jounin with an eyepatch is leering at the sleeping Sakura as if she were a particularly juicy piece of meat and he hasn't eaten in three days. ]

[Ino laughs and is about to make up something ridiculous about a ramen bikini when she notices the lightly snoring Sakura gaining attention from unsuitable people.]

Maybe you should worry first about getting Sakura home before she sleep-punches anyone.

[Seriously, with Sakura, it may happen...]

Eh?

[NO THIS WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

SAKURA-CHAN WHY

WHY. RAMEN BIKINI SAKURA-CHAN.

RAMEN.

BIKINI.

Naruto spots that shady as fuck jounin and his protective instincts kick in. Sadly, this means he stands up without regard to Ino who is STILL IN HIS LAP IM SORRY. Have the floor as a seat instead Ino.]

OI! ONE-EYE BASTARD! GET AWAY FROM HER!

[He scrambles over to scoop her up instead, cradling her protectively. He also gives that asshole wannabe pirate the worst stink eye ever.

Back off people.]

[ Oh. Naruto is nice! and warm! like her bed so maybe that's where she thinks she is. She snuggles closer, mumbling mostly incoherently. ]

stop... flirting with Ino... eat you....

[Ino is not prepared for the sudden movement and her reflexes are not up to snuff because of all the alcohol. Her head smacks against the bar which hurts but not too badly because again, drunk. Tomorrow morning will be a different story, though.]

Owww!

[Augh, the floor is a sticky bar floor and the last place she wants to be. Shady as fuck Jounin actually offers her a hand up. Upon closer inspection, he looks familiar. Oh hey, was he in the Intel department? They all looked really shady there (except her).]

Naruto, calm down would you??

[Ino holds her head. Tomorrow morning is going to blow.]

[HE'S NOT FLIR-]

Sh-Shit, sorry.

[He can't offer a hand since Sakura is in both of his. He had been so concerned with Sakura that he didn't even think about Ino in his lap. Which is weird...because she was a pretty noticeable weight and he had been hugging her. But okay Sakura was in trouble and he sort of has a one-track mind when it comes to her.

He glares away shady guy again after he helps Ino up. Move along, guy. ~~THEY'RE BOTH HIS!!!~~]

Uh, could you help me take her home? I'll repay you with sake or somethin' later.

[Looks down at Sakura snuggling him GULP

ino help]

[Maaaan, of course Ino trusts Naruto to take care of Sakura but her conscious is nagging her to make sure, with her own eyes, that Sakura gets home. Damn her secret niceness!]

Fiiiiine.

[She unsticks a coin from her thigh, which had gotten there when Naruto dropped her to the ground. Gross.]

Let's go before I change my mind!

[Ino also shoots a sheepish/apologetic look at Shady Jounin, who is in fact in her department. He doesn't look too angry, though. Everyone is sort of used to Naruto's crazy.]

[NODS AND SHOULDERS HIS WAY OUT OF HERE but makes sure Ino is following so she doesn't get lost or someone takes advantage of her DRUNK STATE

Waiting by the door, Sakura still in his arms.

This isn't the way he had pictured he and Sakura and Ino leaving together once upon a time....]

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