[ OPEN RP ]

[sweet_oleander]

WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!



[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

Comments

[ramenosis]

[This blush could put one of Hinata's to shame.

He sputters and scrambles for words and he's wondering WHY THE HELL ISN'T HE UNSCONSCOUS ON THE FLOOR? Since that's the of the norm reaction. Ino just...smirks at him and he's thrown for a loop.

And still completely embarrassed.]

WHAT'RE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT?

LMAOLMAOLMAO

[blondambition]

Hahahaha! Nothing, nothing.

[Oh, Naruto. So good and pure and hilarious. At least it makes Ino laugh. But seriously, he hung around Jiraiya for that long, plus he had his dirty jutsus, Naruto wasn't exactly 100% good and pure.]

Another drink?

NEXT TIME

[ramenosis]

[Yeah but he really is innocent on the inside and when it came to ACTUAL SEXUAL ThINGS. He's a dork. Besides it's different than peeking on girls or thinking of boobs or doing other boyish things (see: Oiroke) versus actually having a physical, and very nice, ass in front of him. Or having a boner in public. It's one thing to try and get a peep at boobs and it's another to have them shown to him.

Damn Ino.

ANOTHER? She only gave him half of one!]

Yeah, get me a drink. Dammit.

Re: NEXT TIME

[blondambition]

[Since he looks kind of embarrassed, Ino feels a TINY bit guilty and will get him a whole one this time. Maybe. She flips her hair over her shoulder sassily, looking back at him. She hasn't gotten up quite yet.]

Ask me nicely.

Re: NEXT TIME

[ramenosis]

[Her blonde hair hits him in the face he is NONE TOO PLEASED about that so grunts

and GRUMBLES even if her being in his lap is nice in a messed up way]

Please get me a drink, dammit.

[blondambition]

Close enough!

[HER HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL AND SMELLS DELICIOUS OKAY MAYBE A BIT LIKE ALCOHOL NOW BUT WHATEVER. Ino gets up to get him a drink. She knows his lap must be totaaaallly lonely now. If nothing else, she is a good lap warmer.

She is flirting with the bartender for a free drink. She got this.]

[ramenosis]

[Since he's BACK TO NORMAL NOW (read: just drunk instead of bonerfied) he'll watch curiously from his spot. Only to grouse a few moments later.]

Geez, what's taking so long?

[STANDS UP AND MOVES ON OVER TO THE BAR squinting when he sees Ino using her womanly wiles. Yep, just as bad as Ero-Sennnin.]

Yo, INO! YOU GOT A DRINK YET?

[fucks this up for her]

[blondambition]

[The bartender is looking a little nervous. NARUTO IS ALL HEROIC AND STUFF no one really wants to mess with him plus lol Kyuubi. He laughs and makes a joke about Ino bringing Naruto as her date.

Now she's going to have to work extra hard to get drinks! She'll probably have to show off her boobs later, sigh.

You have no sense of timing!!!

[She nudges him in the ribs, but not that hard because yes, still drunk.]

[ramenosis]

[Naruto wishes he was someone's date. HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS IS FINE he's been fine being single forever ITS FINE WHATEVER

He blinks like wtf is that supposed to mean while rubbing his ribs idly.]

...What?

[blondambition]

He thinks we're here together!

[She notices Naruto's blank look and remembers who she is talking to.]

Together-together! Never mind, now my chances of getting laid tonight are 0%. No one wants to mess with you now!

[ramenosis]

TOGETHER-TOGETHER?

[WELL SHIT. Not that coming here as Ino's date is the MOST HORRIBLE THING but SAKURA. He rubs the back of his head, grumbling and trying to think of a way to fix this. Then she brings up getting laid JUST]

Oi. You just came here to get laid? [POINTS AT HER LIKE THE RUDE LITTLE SHIT HE IS]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? A PERVY GIRL!?

[blondambition]

[INO JUMPS ON HIM, TRYING TO KEEP HIM QUIET.]

SHHH SHHH YOU'RE SO LOUD!!!

[But seriously, who let these two have alcohol??? They are at least a million times worse when wasted.]

It's not pervy! It's perfectly natural. Like YOU'VE never done it!

[ramenosis]

HEY! GET OFF! I'M NOT GONNA LAY YOU RIGHT HERE OR WHATEVER, Y'KNOW!

[Because that's obviously what she's trying to do TRYING TO HUMP HIM. And yes they are very loud and attracting all sorts of unwanted attention.

And Naruto is SO INDIGNANT at that he doesn't go to BARS JUST TO GET LAID not when his friends are around anyway I mean really Ino.]

WHAT! HELL NO! That's the kinda shit ero-sennin would do! Try and pick up chicks at the bar.

[blondambition]

[Ino is hanging off of him now, just out of spite. Sakura probably would not approve of Naruto and Ino doing anything scandalous in a public bar, anyway. She'd at least take him somewhere else, she is CLASSY okay!]

It's not a crime, okay!

[And just to get the embarrassment off of her--]

You sound like a TOTAL virgin!

[ramenosis]

[NO it's not a crime but GEEZ INO

GEEEEEEEEEEEZ girl!ero-sennin. He's going to call her ecchi-ino. Ecchino heheheheheh.

He nearly chokes on his tongue at being called a virgin because EVERYONE HEARD IT

More blushing.]

WELL, I'M NOT. SHUDDAP.

[You really don't go on a journey with Jiraiya for 2 years and come back a virgin...]

[blondambition]

[Ino isn't surprised-- really, Naruto was traveling with the biggest perv-- but it sure is fun to mess with him. She jumps down off of him, putting her hands on her hips. She wobbles dangerously.]

Well, whatever, now you're my date for the night since you scared everyone else away!

[ramenosis]

[He eyes her and if she does fall at least he could catch her. Maybe he shouldn't though, with how much he teased her.

Nah, he would still catch her.]

What?

[Looks around EVERYBODY IS STILL HERE

..........oh he gets it]

I see! Heh! If you wanted to go out with me, you shoulda just said in the first place, Ecchi-Ino!

[blondambition]

[She rolls her eyes good naturedly.]

Oh PLEEEASE! You have some--

[She pokes him in the stomach, then slides her finger to underneath his chin.]

-- growing to do before you could handle me.

[ramenosis]

[His chin tilts back with that move before he narrows his eyes and snatches her wrist to hold it gently.]

Oi, what's that supposed to mean? I'm plenty grown!

[blondambition]

Physically, anyway~

[It's not like Ino can compete with Naruto in terms of strength. He not only outweighs her and is taller than her, he has the freaken Kyuubi so yeah, no contest there. Mentally, however...]

You know, life experiences make a shinobi richer and all that!

[She laughs. Maybe Jiraiya-sama had it right the whole time.]

[ramenosis]

I've got plenty experience too.

[He grumbles it, not really appreciating Ino undermining her character. He's a lot older now! Plus, he's gone through some pretty traumatizing shit for his age. She doesn't know the half of it, really.

They both lost their senseis, both knew what it was like to have someone try and cut ties, both put on smiles for everyone else's sake and...when did this get sappy?

Another grunt and said with the a seriousness it DEFINITELY does not need since Ino is being so lighthearted about it all]

I could handle you. Bet you're the one that couldn't handle me! [And finally, a grin.]

THREADJACKING RIGHT HERE

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura has reached part II of her drunkenness: the WOBBLY YET STILL SOMEHOW PREACHY state.

She is very wobbly.

She is very preachy.

Her pointer finger is practically in Naruto's face. ]


I DON'T APPROVE OF ANY OF THIS.

[blondambition]

Oh my GOD, Captain KillJoy is here.

[Ino needs 12 drinks now.]

LMFAOFLDKJGd

[ramenosis]

[STARES AT THE FINGER and then slowly turns to Ino.]







Who?

[He's pretty sure that's Sakura-chan. Sakura-chan who doesn't look happy...

In fact he will tell you.]

Ino, that's Sakura-chan. Geez, you must be REALLY drunk.

Sakura vs. Ino PART II

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura nods. She is VERY SERIOUS right now. Ino is a MANEATER. She will DESTROY Naruto. It is Sakura's CIVIC DUTY to her best friend and, by proxy, her VILLAGE to save him from her. ]

Listen. LISTEN. You should stay away from Ino. She is BAD NEWS. She is ensnaring you with her WOMANLY WILES. [ Sakura puts her hands on Naruto's shoulders and SHAKES. ] SNAP OUT OF IT.