[ OPEN RP ]

[sweet_oleander]

WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!



[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

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Sakura & OPEN

[sweet_oleander]

[ This will probably not end well. ]

[Ino; Open]

[blondambition]

[Ino is a Yamanaka which means this girl can hold her drink. Shots, anyone?]

[Tsunade; Open]

[going_bust]

[This HBIC is going to shut the bar down with her drinking habits. Paperwork, what paperwork??? Come buy your Hokage a drink or six.]

[Kiba; Open]

[thesepretzels]

[ WHO'S GOT TWO THUMBS, IS PLAYING POOL, AND DOESN'T KNOW WHERE THESE BEER NUTS HAVE BEEN? THIS GUY. ]

IDK WHAT IM DOING HI

[verysunny]

[Out of place, that's what someone would think upon spotting the Hyuga with a full glass/bottle/mug of whatever someone has bought her, standing around a bit awkwardly. She's very obviously there for friends, not drinks. Sakura is though, alone at the bar as she is, so Hinata slips away to carefully slide into the seat next to her.

Hinata doesn't say a word, only smiles a small smile at the lonesome. She's there for company and to fill Sakura's sake cup when it's empty. To which she does so now, emptying the last of it.]

Oh, um, would you like another, Sakura-san? I'm not going to drink mine.

THREADJACK/BEERJACK

[thesepretzels]

[ OUT OF NOWHERE Kiba throws his arm around Hinata. ]

NOOOOOnonononono. You have to be more careful, Hinata! This beer could be drugged by Kumo spies. Don't worry, though!

[ YOINK. ]

I'll make sure it's okay!~

[ And just like that, he's gone...... ]

[thesepretzels]

[ Kiba is nearby, drinking heavily and listening to 'Shots' by Lil' Jin. ]

[blondambition]

[Kiba is arguably the most fun ninja to hang around, sober or drunk, so she turns to him. That song, though. How is it so catchy when it wasn't more than oddly placed "YOSH!"s and "SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS"?

She nudges him, nearly spilling her own drink in the process.]

Heeeeeeey.

[thesepretzels]

[ He's so drunk he's got to squint to concentrate on her. He zeroes in on her boobs to help him keep his center of gravity, kind of like staring at the horizon to keep from getting motion sickness. ]

YO.

[blondambition]

[She grabs his face to point it up and away from her chest.]

Right here, Inuzuka.

Re: THREADJACK/BEERJACK

[verysunny]

[WHA

BU

BWAHHA?]

K-Kiba-kun!

BRO

[ramenosis]

[NARUTO DOESN'T NEED BOOZE TO BE STUPID BUT WHAT THE HELL WHY NOT

LOOK HE'S JUST SUNK HIS FIRST BALL HE IS SO PROUD OF THIS SHIT]

HAHA! YES!!

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura very literally bangs her head against the bar. ]

I lose brain cells just by being in his proximity.

[blondambition]

[GUESS WHO IS ALREADY DRUNK? It's not her fault that she got every eligible guy in the bar to buy her drinks.]

Sakuraaaaaa~~~~

[Ino plops down on her lap]

[verysunny]

[Oh no Sakura don't do that. Hinata's hands flutter a little, not knowing what to do.]

Ah, he's not that bad, really...

[sweet_oleander]

[ Ughhh, stupid Ino with her stupidly perfect boobs and stupidly perfect looks, getting everyone in this stupid bar to buy her stupid drinks.

Sakura promptly throws her off. ]

I'm not curing your hangover.

[blondambition]

[Ino goes flying because FUCK SAKURA, YOU'RE STRONG AND INO IS WASTED. The bartender (luckily) catches her and passes her back off to Sakura.]

OI! So rude!!!

[ B[]

[ramenosis]

[WATCHES THIS FROM THE POOL TABLE

CLOSELY]

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura only thumbs to the corner, where Ino and Kiba are engrossed in a chorus that seems to be made up entirely of screaming SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS! ]

[verysunny]

[Pearly irises follow that thumb and--

Oh.]

At least they're having fun.

[sweet_oleander]

Who's rude??? Who's going to be holding back your hair later, SHOTS-SHOTS-SHOTS-SHOTS-SAN???

[blondambition]

[Do you know how many drinks in Ino is?

So many.

Ino marches (wobbles, actually) over to Naruto, throwing her arm around his shoulder. She looks so happy (and drunk).]

Naruto~~ ♥

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura (finally!) smiles. ]

You're right. [ She pauses. ] Are you having fun?

[blondambition]

Why are you mad at me?!

[Ino is trying to look mad but is failing.]

I was trying to be nice!!

[ramenosis]

[Naruto might be drunk too but public displays of affection are still BLUSH WORTHY plus it's Ino. Ino is cool.

And maybe Ino is...sorta really hot.

BUT HE GRINS LIKE IT AINT NO THANG]

Hey, Ino! [And then snickers because she is super drunk. More than him. More than 90% of the bar.]

Oi, am I gonna have to carry your ass home?

[wait....]