[ OPEN RP ]

[sweet_oleander]

WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!



[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

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[blondambition]

[More than that, Ino is very illusive. She makes it hard for anyone, especially guys, to get too close to her. This is probably the reason for her Two Date Curse. She is both spoiled but protective of herself-- one can't be in her line of work and be too trusting.]

So what you're saying is, is that you would abstain from anything physical until we get to know each other better?

[Ino gives it two dates before that gets forgotten. Maybe one if she was really proactive in trying to get into those orange pants of his.]

[ramenosis]

[Is that what he's saying? He wracks his brain for what abstain means. Is that what he would get on his orange pants, the green spots when he trained to hard? No, that's just regular stain. Wait, maybe abstain was getting stain on his shirt where his abs are.

That makes no sense though. Maybe she means not to do anything physical.]

Yeah. I think.

No sex or anything like that until I get to know you, and you get to know me.

[Ino can try but Naruto is a man of his word. If she didn't know that, she would definitely learn.]

Er, except kissing. [Looks to the side. He can't go without some kissing. Or he could but it would be difficult. He thinks he likes kissing Ino too much now especially with the hair thing.]

LMFAODFSLKDJFS ABSTAIN

[blondambition]

[That sounds like a challenge. Of course Naruto is a hero and all of that but he's still a guy. If Ino got serious, she doubts he could last five minutes against her let alone five dates... or however it takes to get to know someone.

She remembers him when he could only make useless Bunshin clones. She had a head start in knowing him.

Ino folds her arms over her chest.]

I see. That's pretty noble of you.

[Ino shrugs.]

Though, it's really too bad since I was going to... well, nevermind now I guess!

HE'S KINDA DUMB IM NOT SORRY

[ramenosis]

[Five days...Ino, baby, no.

He rubs the back of his head, straightening up, and laughs a bit at her calling him noble. Well, maybe. Or just a good guy compared to all the creepers she dated.

And then he blinks once. Twice.]

Ahahah! Yeah! Too bad!

[Glances away. Don't tempt him he's drunk.]

Actually, I should probably head home and get some sleep. You too, right? The hangover is probably gonna suck for you since you drank so much. Luckily, mine aren't so bad.

[Or Kurama takes care of it with his increased healing factor. Even hangovers are included.]

Can I...see you tomorrow?

NO I FUCKING LOVE IT ALSO YOU DO KNOW THAT INO WILL TRY ON EVERY DATE TO SEDUCE HIM AKA OUR NEXT LOG

[blondambition]

Sleep is a good idea. Maybe you should get in a cold shower, too.

[She smirks and slides out of his grasp, walking back towards her house. Ino looks back to throw him a kiss.

Challenge accepted.]

See you tomorrow~!

OH GOOD. AND AHAHAHAKDGJHD YESSSS IT WONT WORK COS NINDO

[ramenosis]

Eheheh.

[Yeah. Cold shower. Probably. If he got a boner just from her sitting in his lap, he doesn't want to look down from what had happened just NOW. Probably looks like he might rip his pants with his dick.

Subtly, his hands slip down to cover his crotch area.]

See ya!

[He pecks her on the cheek sweetly before taking off. Cold shower, yep.]