[ OPEN RP ]

[sweet_oleander]

WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!



[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

Comments

[blondambition]

Why are you mad at me?!

[Ino is trying to look mad but is failing.]

I was trying to be nice!!

[sweet_oleander]

Stop flirting with every guy this bar! And Naruto! HAVE YOU NO SHAME??

[ Sakura is a little drunk and sad and lonely and no one ever buys her drinks. :( ]

[blondambition]

I wasn't!! ... okay, maybe a little!

[Ino thinks. She sits on the bar, since Sakura won't let her on her lap :[]

I never have shame, though! Usually you don't get angry and throw me!

[sweet_oleander]

Perhaps an overreaction on my part.

[ That's Sakura-speak for I'm sorry. ]

[blondambition]

[Ino huuuuuuugs her.]

Are you sad because no one at the bar touched your tiny boobies??

[sweet_oleander]

OHMYGOD INO NO AND SHUT UP.

[sweet_oleander]

AND I DO NOT HAVE TINY -- YOU KNOW. THEY ARE A RESPECTABLE AVERAGE SIZE.

[blondambition]

You know! I bet Naruto would! He's been dyyyying to SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME!

[Ino points to Kiba.]

Let's ask Kiba what he thinks! He's kind of a boob connoisseur!

[sweet_oleander]

NO. NO NO NO ON ALL ACCOUNTS. A HUNDRED AND THOUSAND TIMES NO.

[blondambition]

Stop yelling at me!!!

[Ino taps a random Jounin on the shoulder. He bought her a drink earlier so he looks ecstatic that she is talking to him again.]

I'm going to ask this guy! He seems like an honest guy!

[He looks shady as fuck with an eye patch but whatever.]

[sweet_oleander]

I will END you so help me God.

[blondambition]

Either let me sit on your lap or I'm gonna ask this guy about your stuff!!!

[They've gotten to the point in the night where Ino is bratty.]

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura rather forcefully pulls Ino into her lap. ]

I hate you with the fiery passion of a thousand suns.

[blondambition]

[:3333 INO IS VERY PLEASED.]

I just had the BEST idea! Let's send a carrier bird to ask SAI what he thinks!!!

[thesepretzels]

[ From across the bar. ]

They're awesome! Two thumbs up!

[blondambition]

[From where they are:]

See, Sakura?! I told you!

[sweet_oleander]

...now I'm going to have to run away to Sand. Maybe if I have an affair with Kankuro, PEOPLE WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BREASTS.

[blondambition]

[INO LOOKS ELSEWHERE. That caught her off guard! ONE OF INO'S SEKRIT SEKRITS THAT SHE WAS PLANNING TO TAKE TO THE GRAVE HAS TO DO WITH THAT GUY.]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

[sweet_oleander]

What.

[ramenosis]

[sweet_oleander]

[ Don't even think about it. ]

[ramenosis]

[too late THINKING ABOUT IT

thinking about it so much]

[sweet_oleander]

[ WELL STOP IT. ]

[ramenosis]

[CANT STOP WONT STOP]

[sweet_oleander]

[ WHY IS EVERYONE OBSESSED WITH SAKURA'S BOOBS THIS IS RIDIC. ]