[ OPEN RP ]

[sweet_oleander]

WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!



[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

Comments

[ramenosis]

[what the fuck WHY ARE YOU RUINING THE GAME HE WAS WINNING]

I DON'T NEED HELP FROM KURAMA TO BEAT YOU, DOG-BREATH!

[thesepretzels]

BULLSH--w-wait, who's Kurama...?

[ramenosis]

Eh? Kurama is...uhh...well, the Nine Tails. Heh!

Now rerack 'em, Kiba! Or are ya scared I'm gonna kick your ass!

[thesepretzels]

I'm gonna kick your face's ass, Uzumaki! And then I'll be Hokage!

[ He reaches for the triangle but misses a lot because he refuses to break eye contact with Naruto because that would mean defeat. ]

[ramenosis]

[LMFAO KIBA

FUCKSKLGJDLKJ HOKAGE]

SHUT UP! MY FACE DOESN'T HAVE AN ASS!! YOU'RE SO OBSESSED WITH ASSES 'CAUSE I BET YOU SMELL THEM ALL DAY!

THIS IS THE FIGHT TO BE HOKAGE! WINNER GETS TO BE HOKAGE!

[thesepretzels]

[ He pokes a finger at Naruto's chest. ]

YOU'RE ON, UZUMAKI. BELIEVE IT.

[ramenosis]

[smacks that finger away]

BELIEVE I'M GONNA WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU! BUT YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT, SINCE YOU PROBABLY DRAG YOUR ASS ACROSS IT ALL THE TIME!

[thesepretzels]

YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT MY ASS. I KNOW-- IT'S NICE. YOU SHOULD STOP STARING AT IT AND TAKE A PICTURE AND KEEP IT NEXT TO YOUR BED TO KEEP YOU WARM AT NIGHT.

[ He turns around and wiggles it a little. ]

Maybe if you ask it nicely it'll actually cut you a break and go out with you~

[ramenosis]

[plants his foot right on dat ass and kicks him away]

LIKE HELL I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!!

FLYBY COMMENT.

[going_bust]

[Look at her face, guys. Look at this Hokage face.

NONE OF THESE BROS ARE GETTIN' HER VILLAGE.

PEACE.]

[thesepretzels]

Ooooi! Don't touch the goods, Naruto! I said you could kiss my ass, not me! Get it right, idiot!