yakiniku_q | [ OPEN RP ]

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WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!

[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

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It's all about confidence! You have the Hyuuga good looks already! Plus, you know--

[Ino points to her own chest.]

If you were a little more outgoing, you could get tons of guys!

[Hyuga good looks? Hinata quickly COVERS HER CHEST even though her jacket is like...

the most conservative jacket ever.]

But I-I don't want a ton of guys! [SHE ONLY WANTS ONE GUY.

~~Or girl because MY OTP.~~]

A kunoichi should have lots of experiences, Hinata!

[Ino slaps her on the back.]

But lots of experience with one person can be good, too.

[INO KNOWS LOTS OF THINGS, GIRL. LOTS.]

I mean, it can even help you to advance in the world. Like I was telling Sakura! We never would have passed that Chuunin exam in Suna if I hadn't--

[She looks at Hinata, so good and pure.]

-- never mind, Drink more!

[A small wince from the slap while she considers her words. She probably means...sexual experiences? Oh lawds. She drops her gaze to the ground, feeling her cheeks get burning hot.

Yes, maybe she did need to drink more.

ANOTHER SIP. At this rate it was going to take all night for her to get even the smallest buzz.]

You took the Chuunin exam with Sakura-san? [YES THIS IS A GOOD SUBJECT]

And Chouji. The three of us aren't like your team. We're not made for roughing it in the desert.

[Ino takes a looooong sip of her drink.]

Let's just say I made one of the Sand Siblings very happy and in exchange I got three days worth of supplies and a map of the desert.

[Hinata doesn't think she's necessarily made for roughing it in the desert but it did seem easier for them compared to most. It was Kiba's survival instinct and Shino's bugs and her Byakugan that made it manageable for Team 8.

And because Hinata isn't mentally retarded and understand implications without being blunt (like Naruto) she fumbles with her drink and nearly spills it all over herself.

MAYBE THIS ISN'T A GOOD SUBJECT]

I-I-Ino-san!!

[Ino looks serious for half a split second.]

It was a dark time.

[BUT SHE DOES NOT NEED TO GO INTO DETAIL WHICH SIBLING IT WAS.]

When Shikamaru told me to play to my strengths I don't think that's what he had in mind.....

[That second is enough to make Hinata gulp audibly. Just what...had Ino done?]

No...I don't think so either. But, um, well--

[And because Hinata is the most optimistic ever and NEEDS TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT RIGHT NOW or she might implode.]

At least you passed the exam, right?

Right! I'll drink to that!

[Ino is instantly cheered up. Alcohol and Hinata will do that do a person.]

You need to drink more!

[And then tell Ino lots of secrets :D]

[There's a relieved sigh, a small sip, and then a nervous smile.]

I'm actually not a really a big drinker. I just like being with everyone.

[THERE IS NO JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT HINATA, INO REALLY]

So......

[Everyone has SOME sort of gossip. Ino drinks more, not like she needs it.]

You want to, like, at least make out with Naruto, right?

[Hinata's is still practically full. Poor girl. She has to deal with all these shenanigans SOBER.

AND she's just going to FREAK OUT SILENTLY. INWARDLY SCREAMING.

INO.]

Kiss?! N-Naruto-kun?! I...!!

[a long pause where she eventually calms down and stares at her lap, bangs covering her face

the smallest of nods]

Yes...

[YES now they are getting somewhere!!!]

Anyone else?

[Of course everyone knew Hinata had a crush on Naruto since forever but the girl wasn't a nun!]

A teammate perhaps~?

Edited 2013-02-10 04:18 (UTC)

Teammate...?

[Kiba? Shino? She couldn't! They were...they were her closest friends. Still, after being with them for so long she found qualities in them she also admired so much in Naruto.

Still, sometimes it was hard to see beyond the veil that was Naruto.]

Um, I'm not sure what you mean.

You know~!

[She nudges Hinata.]

Everyone has a drunken make out or two with a teammate! It's one of the laws of being a shinobi!

[MAKE OUTS AGAIN HNNNN]

N-No! I haven't!

[Ino you're killing her with these embarrassing subjects. She looks around for Kiba like he's overheard and is going to barge in a say that they have or he's wanted to or just KISS HERE THERE ON THE SPOT.

...It's not as a horrible thought as she had originally imagined but STILL NO.]

I've never even kissed anyone!

... ever???

[Even Sakura let someone make out with her (and maybe touch her boobies??)]

Ever ever ever???

[Shakes her head.]

Never.

[IS THIS UNACCEPTABLE? SHE'S JUST...saving herself for Naruto okay sldkjgslkgjs]

Edited (LET ME JUST...CLOSE THAT ACTION TAG) 2013-02-10 04:47 (UTC)

So how come... you've never just done it??

[When Ino wants something she just grabs it. Nothing gets in her way.]

You can kiss or not kiss whoever you want but... kissing is awesome!!

It is?

[She blinks because SHE DOESN'T KNOW. She doesn't know Ino is really drunk and just saying all the things. It's still girl talk and she doesn't get that often.]

I guess it's because...I've never had the chance to. And I couldn't just-! It's too embarrassing. Ino-san, you're the confident one, not me.

[But she's trying?]

You're getting so much more confident, though! I'm so proud!!

[Hinata gets another hug. Let Big Sister Ino cradle you to her bosom.]

You just have to push yourself a little to make that first step! Or just, I don't know, fall on his lips with your lips!

[O-Oh? She's proud. A pleased flush from Hinata then and Ino might be drunk but that means a lot. It's enough to get her to wrap her arms back around Ino in a return hug.

There is a small laugh at falling on lips.]

But...I don't mind waiting a bit longer.

... how much longer?

[HINATA, YOU ARE A NICE GIRL, YOU DESERVE TO BE KISSED BY YOUR PRINCE.]

Eh?

[Well she didn't have an exact time she didn't know if FOREVER but if it was going to happen then she would wait. SO SHE WAITS.]

Um, I'm not sure...exactly. I suppose until he's happy with someone else.

[INO NEEDS MORE DRINKS. HINATA IS JUST TOO SAD.]

Hinata. Isn't that... you know. Boring?? Just waiting all the time?? For something to MAYBE happen? You're cute! Lots of guys would die to have a chance with you!

Want Chouji? I'll give you Chouji. He's a nice guy.

[ OPEN RP ]

and everyone is drunk and is like OMG CAN WE PET A TAIL at least Ino would totally ask that

KURAMA IS JUST LIKE 'UGH HUMANS' WHILE NARUTO SITS ON HIS HEAD

INO WANTS TO BRAID HIS TAILS

NARUTO WOULD LET HER AND LAUGH HIS ASS OFF

EVERYONE FEELS HAPPY WHEN THEIR HAIR IS NICE, KURAMA

/TSUNS EVERYWHERE

/WHISPERS TO NARUTO'S BELLY/ LET ME BRAID YOUR TAAAAILS

NARUTO JUST STARES DOWN AT INO LIKE WTF

SHE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIIIIENDS

WHISPER LOWER INOOOOO :3

KURAMA WOULD NOT APROOOOOVE OR WOULD HE

HE'S LIKE WUTEVA BOY NEEDS A LADY

CAN KURAMA SEE ALL THE THINGS NARUTO DOES...

IF MINATo COULD THEN PROB....ABLY OHGOD

LMAO AND WHAT IF HE TRIES TO MAKE "HELPFUL" COMMENTS

THEY WOULD BE THE MOST UNHELPFUL OH MY GOD

BRING HER A DEAD ANIMAL TO SHOW YOU CARE

CRYING

INO FINDS A DEAD RABBIT ON HER BED AND SCREAMS

NARUTO IS LIKE 'AWW KURAMA LIKES YOU :'D'

SHE SCREAMS FOREVER AND THINKS SOMEONE WANTS TO MURDER HER

HES SO CONFUSED. WHY DOESNT SHE LIKE THE RABBIT

BECAUSE IT'S DEAD AND BLEEDING ON HER SILK PILLOW

ITS A PRESENT THO!!

LESSON 2: ASSERT YOUR DOMINANCE BY BEING A JERK AND DEMANDING THINGS. GETS PUNCHED BY INO INSTEAD

NARUTO JUST DONT PEE ON ANYTHING SERIOUSLY NO

SPRAYS HIM WITH A SPRAY BOTTLE TO STOP THAT

HISSSSssss

LMAO I AM CRYING best visual ever

NARUTO HUDDLES IN THE CORNER