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WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!

[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

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Close enough!

[HER HAIR IS BEAUTIFUL AND SMELLS DELICIOUS OKAY MAYBE A BIT LIKE ALCOHOL NOW BUT WHATEVER. Ino gets up to get him a drink. She knows his lap must be totaaaallly lonely now. If nothing else, she is a good lap warmer.

She is flirting with the bartender for a free drink. She got this.]

[Since he's BACK TO NORMAL NOW (read: just drunk instead of bonerfied) he'll watch curiously from his spot. Only to grouse a few moments later.]

Geez, what's taking so long?

[STANDS UP AND MOVES ON OVER TO THE BAR squinting when he sees Ino using her womanly wiles. Yep, just as bad as Ero-Sennnin.]

Yo, INO! YOU GOT A DRINK YET?

[fucks this up for her]

[SCREEEEEEEEEEEE--oh]

Oh! No thank you! Sakura-san already--

[--What did Kiba steal this one too? IT WASN'T EVEN ALCOHOLIC.]

I guess...I already drank it.

[Ino gives Hinata a drink. It is very alcoholic. PEER PRESSURE, HINATA.]

Here! You're young and good looking, you need to enjoy life more~

[Seriously, Ino is enjoying life enough for all of them, tho...]

[HNNNN Ino did buy it for her. Takes a small sip and at least it's a little better than the beer. She's about to thank her for being so kind and buying her another drink (alcoholic but still) but GOOD LOOKING??]

Eh!? But I'm not-! I mean, I'm not nearly...!

You're much more pretty than I am! And you have so much confidence about it.

[The bartender is looking a little nervous. NARUTO IS ALL HEROIC AND STUFF no one really wants to mess with him plus lol Kyuubi. He laughs and makes a joke about Ino bringing Naruto as her date.

Now she's going to have to work extra hard to get drinks! She'll probably have to show off her boobs later, sigh.

You have no sense of timing!!!

[She nudges him in the ribs, but not that hard because yes, still drunk.]

It's all about confidence! You have the Hyuuga good looks already! Plus, you know--

[Ino points to her own chest.]

If you were a little more outgoing, you could get tons of guys!

[Naruto wishes he was someone's date. HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS IS FINE he's been fine being single forever ITS FINE WHATEVER

He blinks like wtf is that supposed to mean while rubbing his ribs idly.]

...What?

[Hyuga good looks? Hinata quickly COVERS HER CHEST even though her jacket is like...

the most conservative jacket ever.]

But I-I don't want a ton of guys! [SHE ONLY WANTS ONE GUY.

~~Or girl because MY OTP.~~]

A kunoichi should have lots of experiences, Hinata!

[Ino slaps her on the back.]

But lots of experience with one person can be good, too.

[INO KNOWS LOTS OF THINGS, GIRL. LOTS.]

I mean, it can even help you to advance in the world. Like I was telling Sakura! We never would have passed that Chuunin exam in Suna if I hadn't--

[She looks at Hinata, so good and pure.]

-- never mind, Drink more!

He thinks we're here together!

[She notices Naruto's blank look and remembers who she is talking to.]

Together-together! Never mind, now my chances of getting laid tonight are 0%. No one wants to mess with you now!

[A small wince from the slap while she considers her words. She probably means...sexual experiences? Oh lawds. She drops her gaze to the ground, feeling her cheeks get burning hot.

Yes, maybe she did need to drink more.

ANOTHER SIP. At this rate it was going to take all night for her to get even the smallest buzz.]

You took the Chuunin exam with Sakura-san? [YES THIS IS A GOOD SUBJECT]

And Chouji. The three of us aren't like your team. We're not made for roughing it in the desert.

[Ino takes a looooong sip of her drink.]

Let's just say I made one of the Sand Siblings very happy and in exchange I got three days worth of supplies and a map of the desert.

TOGETHER-TOGETHER?

[WELL SHIT. Not that coming here as Ino's date is the MOST HORRIBLE THING but SAKURA. He rubs the back of his head, grumbling and trying to think of a way to fix this. Then she brings up getting laid JUST]

Oi. You just came here to get laid? [POINTS AT HER LIKE THE RUDE LITTLE SHIT HE IS]

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU? A PERVY GIRL!?

[INO JUMPS ON HIM, TRYING TO KEEP HIM QUIET.]

SHHH SHHH YOU'RE SO LOUD!!!

[But seriously, who let these two have alcohol??? They are at least a million times worse when wasted.]

It's not pervy! It's perfectly natural. Like YOU'VE never done it!

[Hinata doesn't think she's necessarily made for roughing it in the desert but it did seem easier for them compared to most. It was Kiba's survival instinct and Shino's bugs and her Byakugan that made it manageable for Team 8.

And because Hinata isn't mentally retarded and understand implications without being blunt (like Naruto) she fumbles with her drink and nearly spills it all over herself.

MAYBE THIS ISN'T A GOOD SUBJECT]

I-I-Ino-san!!

[Ino looks serious for half a split second.]

It was a dark time.

[BUT SHE DOES NOT NEED TO GO INTO DETAIL WHICH SIBLING IT WAS.]

When Shikamaru told me to play to my strengths I don't think that's what he had in mind.....

HEY! GET OFF! I'M NOT GONNA LAY YOU RIGHT HERE OR WHATEVER, Y'KNOW!

[Because that's obviously what she's trying to do TRYING TO HUMP HIM. And yes they are very loud and attracting all sorts of unwanted attention.

And Naruto is SO INDIGNANT at that he doesn't go to BARS JUST TO GET LAID not when his friends are around anyway I mean really Ino.]

WHAT! HELL NO! That's the kinda shit ero-sennin would do! Try and pick up chicks at the bar.

[Ino is hanging off of him now, just out of spite. Sakura probably would not approve of Naruto and Ino doing anything scandalous in a public bar, anyway. She'd at least take him somewhere else, she is CLASSY okay!]

It's not a crime, okay!

[And just to get the embarrassment off of her--]

You sound like a TOTAL virgin!

[That second is enough to make Hinata gulp audibly. Just what...had Ino done?]

No...I don't think so either. But, um, well--

[And because Hinata is the most optimistic ever and NEEDS TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT RIGHT NOW or she might implode.]

At least you passed the exam, right?

[NO it's not a crime but GEEZ INO

GEEEEEEEEEEEZ girl!ero-sennin. He's going to call her ecchi-ino. Ecchino heheheheheh.

He nearly chokes on his tongue at being called a virgin because EVERYONE HEARD IT

More blushing.]

WELL, I'M NOT. SHUDDAP.

[You really don't go on a journey with Jiraiya for 2 years and come back a virgin...]

Right! I'll drink to that!

[Ino is instantly cheered up. Alcohol and Hinata will do that do a person.]

You need to drink more!

[And then tell Ino lots of secrets :D]

[Ino isn't surprised-- really, Naruto was traveling with the biggest perv-- but it sure is fun to mess with him. She jumps down off of him, putting her hands on her hips. She wobbles dangerously.]

Well, whatever, now you're my date for the night since you scared everyone else away!

[There's a relieved sigh, a small sip, and then a nervous smile.]

I'm actually not a really a big drinker. I just like being with everyone.

[THERE IS NO JUICY GOSSIP ABOUT HINATA, INO REALLY]

[He eyes her and if she does fall at least he could catch her. Maybe he shouldn't though, with how much he teased her.

Nah, he would still catch her.]

What?

[Looks around EVERYBODY IS STILL HERE

..........oh he gets it]

I see! Heh! If you wanted to go out with me, you shoulda just said in the first place, Ecchi-Ino!

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KURAMA YOU CANT FIT IN HERE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

AND HE IS LIKE FUCK ALL A Y'ALL LET ME IN OR IMMA WRECK THIS SHIT-- AGAIN B[

LMFAO AGAIN

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and everyone is drunk and is like OMG CAN WE PET A TAIL at least Ino would totally ask that

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KURAMA IS JUST LIKE 'UGH HUMANS' WHILE NARUTO SITS ON HIS HEAD

INO WANTS TO BRAID HIS TAILS

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NARUTO WOULD LET HER AND LAUGH HIS ASS OFF

EVERYONE FEELS HAPPY WHEN THEIR HAIR IS NICE, KURAMA

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/TSUNS EVERYWHERE

/WHISPERS TO NARUTO'S BELLY/ LET ME BRAID YOUR TAAAAILS

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NARUTO JUST STARES DOWN AT INO LIKE WTF

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SHE JUST WANTS TO BE FRIIIIENDS

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WHISPER LOWER INOOOOO :3

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