Yes, but have you ever had a Daimyo's son try to buy you an island?

[The stories she can tell you, Naruto. Her life is so strange. Ino leans on him; he is serving as a very nice heated blanket at the moment and she has no inclination to move.]

Your fangirls are ridiculous. I'm pretty sure they have meetings.

[Like, did no one remember when Naruto was a loser? Now suddenly girls wanted to throw their mesh panties at him because he was a hero. Gross.]