Much. I'm really not asking for a lot here, Sakura. Just a hot, strong, accomplished, confident guy with a big--
[She stops herself this time because this is Sakura she is talking to and her best friend is already in a bad mood. It's for the best to limit her man!junk talk, Ino decides. Poor Sakura already had years of dealing with Sai's awkward dick fixation. Chouji and Shikamaru might have been weird but at least they didn't speculate out loud about each other's stuff.]
-- brain.
[Ino motions to Sakura dramatically.]
What about you? I know you're married to your job, but I really hope you're going to get laid in this lifetime. I think it would do wonders for your morale.
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[Ino pauses, tapping her glass thoughtfully.]
Much. I'm really not asking for a lot here, Sakura. Just a hot, strong, accomplished, confident guy with a big--
[She stops herself this time because this is Sakura she is talking to and her best friend is already in a bad mood. It's for the best to limit her man!junk talk, Ino decides. Poor Sakura already had years of dealing with Sai's awkward dick fixation. Chouji and Shikamaru might have been weird but at least they didn't speculate out loud about each other's stuff.]
-- brain.
[Ino motions to Sakura dramatically.]
What about you? I know you're married to your job, but I really hope you're going to get laid in this lifetime. I think it would do wonders for your morale.