Maybe it's because every guy that asks me out is a loser! All they want to talk about is how awesome they are, even though I'm way smarter and more talented than they are! You know how it is!
[Women like Sakura and Ino were forces to be reckoned with. Most guys were probably intimidated by them, Ino surmised. That and they were petrified of being mind fucked or punched through a mountain if they did something to anger them.]
All I hear is "Blah blah blah I'm a virgin with an inferiority complex, touch my tiny penis". Why do I even bother?? Guys are all the same, not just in Konoha, too! Like Suna guys, right? You'd think they'd be super tough and confident because they live in a freaken' desert and all their previous Kages were crazy. But noooo.
[Ino had branched out years ago. She likes to keep a couple of guys in each village, just in case. She huffs.]
Next time, I'll try dating a civilian. If I don't at least pretend to be dating around, one of my aunts will try to marry me off to a distant cousin. Augh, clan politics. You're so lucky you don't have to deal with that.
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[Women like Sakura and Ino were forces to be reckoned with. Most guys were probably intimidated by them, Ino surmised. That and they were petrified of being mind fucked or punched through a mountain if they did something to anger them.]
All I hear is "Blah blah blah I'm a virgin with an inferiority complex, touch my tiny penis". Why do I even bother?? Guys are all the same, not just in Konoha, too! Like Suna guys, right? You'd think they'd be super tough and confident because they live in a freaken' desert and all their previous Kages were crazy. But noooo.
[Ino had branched out years ago. She likes to keep a couple of guys in each village, just in case. She huffs.]
Next time, I'll try dating a civilian. If I don't at least pretend to be dating around, one of my aunts will try to marry me off to a distant cousin. Augh, clan politics. You're so lucky you don't have to deal with that.