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yakiniku_q2013-04-28 05:49 pm
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WHO: Ino and Naruto
WHAT: Two blondes walk into a bar. One jealous blond starts a bar fight. Chaos ensues.
WHERE: Konoha; one of those ninja bars
WARNINGS: Language, violence, TBD
[Ino is not, by any means, a rational person. She is also a very spoiled, jealous person when it comes to people that she cares about. She doesn't like to share. She is forced to share Shikamaru and Chouji with whatever girls they are dating but she doesn't like it. She is forced to share Sakura with her team and whatever guy she wants to date (Sasuke, probably) but she doesn't like it. It is entirely selfish and she is okay with it.
Naruto had become her official Boyfriend (somehow, she still doesn't understand how he managed to worm his way in so deeply) so of course, Ino did not like to share. Now that he was in line to become the Hokage and had saved the village a thousand times over, his period of popularity had come. It didn't hurt that puberty was also extremely kind to him and he was, to put it bluntly, sexy as all get out.
This is the main reason why she is currently sitting at a bar, unhappy, and having a few too many shots. Everyone in the whole damn village wanted to talk up her boyfriend, especially semi-attractive women and he is so nice he just wants to be friends with them all.
Screw that. Maybe she is just going to flirt with shady as fuck Jounin with an eyepatch from her division that was sitting next to her!]
WHAT: Two blondes walk into a bar. One jealous blond starts a bar fight. Chaos ensues.
WHERE: Konoha; one of those ninja bars
WARNINGS: Language, violence, TBD
[Ino is not, by any means, a rational person. She is also a very spoiled, jealous person when it comes to people that she cares about. She doesn't like to share. She is forced to share Shikamaru and Chouji with whatever girls they are dating but she doesn't like it. She is forced to share Sakura with her team and whatever guy she wants to date (Sasuke, probably) but she doesn't like it. It is entirely selfish and she is okay with it.
Naruto had become her official Boyfriend (somehow, she still doesn't understand how he managed to worm his way in so deeply) so of course, Ino did not like to share. Now that he was in line to become the Hokage and had saved the village a thousand times over, his period of popularity had come. It didn't hurt that puberty was also extremely kind to him and he was, to put it bluntly, sexy as all get out.
This is the main reason why she is currently sitting at a bar, unhappy, and having a few too many shots. Everyone in the whole damn village wanted to talk up her boyfriend, especially semi-attractive women and he is so nice he just wants to be friends with them all.
Screw that. Maybe she is just going to flirt with shady as fuck Jounin with an eyepatch from her division that was sitting next to her!]
I LIKE HOW THIS COMM IS BASICALLY ALL ABOUt NARUINO NOW AHAHA
Naruto was walking on thin ice.
He doesn't notice her flirting with that shady as fuck jounin (what the hell does he stalk Ino?) because he's rubbing the back of his head and laughing nervously at a slew of questions thrown at him by a few girls that have congregated around him.]
Ahaha, I guess I wouldn't mind if you watch me train? Kinda weird though...
[He's given a chance to breathe when the girls giggle loudly at that for a while. He's confused -- the adorable tilt in his head like a puppy proves it -- and he turns to ask Ino what that was about when he spots exactly what she's doing and who with.
THAT'S HIS GIRLFRIEND, JOUNIN. And Naruto is not happy.
Mr. Shady gets to see a Naruto glaring over Ino's shoulder at him. Go ahead and try something, buddy.]
I HAVE NO COMPLAINTS LOLLL
No one ever said it would be easy to date her.
The male Jounin sees Naruto's face and quickly goes back to his drink. Ino turns to see her boyfriend looking all annoyed. Good.]
Oh, are you done with your "friends"? I didn't even notice that you were gone for 47 minutes.
[She's a little drunk. Obviously. And sulky. Because she is prettier than all those girls!!!]