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WHO: Ino and Naruto
WHAT: Naruto insists that two people should "get to know each other" before engaging in anything physical. Ino calls BS.
WHERE: Konoha
WHEN: Post-open log!
WARNINGS: Language, Ino's (hilariously) failed seduction attempts, TBD, will update as needed!
[Last night had been one of the weirdest of Ino's life and her life was weird enough as it was. After a night of drinking (normal), she woke up with an intense hangover that could only be cured with some weird, gross tasting Nara concoction (also normal), but alone (abnormal). It wasn't that Ino frequented bars just to get laid (usually) but when she wanted someone, she got them. She wasn't the same 12 year old girl who had tried-- and failed-- to seduce Neji that one time during the Chuunin exams. Ino was older. Wiser. More cultured.
Had she really been rebuffed by Naruto? Was she in some sort of alternate universe where nothing made sense?
Since he insisted on "getting to know her" (didn't they already know each other?) by going on a date for food and whatever the hell else normal people did in their spare time, Ino had a battle plan. Her pride as a woman and kunoichi was at stake here. There was no room for error. Everything had to be planned to the letter.
Armor: Short skirt, fishnet, her hair down from its usual ponytail. Weapons: Dangerous charm and a killer body. Mission objective: Prove that Naruto was not, in fact, above falling for her charms. It had to be subtle. Gradual but effective.
Naruto had done the gentlemanly thing and met her at her house-- mostly empty now except for her and the occasional relative that came to help at the shop-- and now they are walking towards the part of the village where all the food shops are. She takes his arm and holds it against herself snugly, pretending that she is totally on board with this whole "chaste touching is okay" thing. More than a few people look at them as they pass by.]
Where should we go to eat?
[She throws him a beautiful smile. Damn, she is so good. They should make her Hokage.]
WHAT: Naruto insists that two people should "get to know each other" before engaging in anything physical. Ino calls BS.
WHERE: Konoha
WHEN: Post-open log!
WARNINGS: Language, Ino's (hilariously) failed seduction attempts, TBD, will update as needed!
[Last night had been one of the weirdest of Ino's life and her life was weird enough as it was. After a night of drinking (normal), she woke up with an intense hangover that could only be cured with some weird, gross tasting Nara concoction (also normal), but alone (abnormal). It wasn't that Ino frequented bars just to get laid (usually) but when she wanted someone, she got them. She wasn't the same 12 year old girl who had tried-- and failed-- to seduce Neji that one time during the Chuunin exams. Ino was older. Wiser. More cultured.
Had she really been rebuffed by Naruto? Was she in some sort of alternate universe where nothing made sense?
Since he insisted on "getting to know her" (didn't they already know each other?) by going on a date for food and whatever the hell else normal people did in their spare time, Ino had a battle plan. Her pride as a woman and kunoichi was at stake here. There was no room for error. Everything had to be planned to the letter.
Armor: Short skirt, fishnet, her hair down from its usual ponytail. Weapons: Dangerous charm and a killer body. Mission objective: Prove that Naruto was not, in fact, above falling for her charms. It had to be subtle. Gradual but effective.
Naruto had done the gentlemanly thing and met her at her house-- mostly empty now except for her and the occasional relative that came to help at the shop-- and now they are walking towards the part of the village where all the food shops are. She takes his arm and holds it against herself snugly, pretending that she is totally on board with this whole "chaste touching is okay" thing. More than a few people look at them as they pass by.]
Where should we go to eat?
[She throws him a beautiful smile. Damn, she is so good. They should make her Hokage.]