[ OPEN RP ]

[sweet_oleander]

WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!



[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

Comments

[blondambition]

You're not even enjoying yourself!

[This is unacceptable.]

Tell me why you're not happy!

[sweet_oleander]

I am happy. I'm just --

[ How do you explain loneliness to a person like Ino? ]

I'm happy. I'm happy that we're all alive and here. Let's get another drink, okay?

[blondambition]

That's the spirit!

[BUT SHE IS STILL WATCHING YOU TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE OKAY, BFF.]

We'll drink until we can't feel feelings anymore~!

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura laughs. ]

I don't think that's possible.

[blondambition]

Uh, yes, it scientifically is. Didn't you read the medic manuals??

[By the end of the night, Ino will get Sakura at least one makeout. There are plenty of eligible males here. She just might need to lower her standards a little.]

[sweet_oleander]

[ There will be no making out with strangers. That is how diseases are spread. ]

Do you mean the article titled, Short Skirts, Mind Control and Cosmopolitans: A Memoir by Ino Yamanaka?

[blondambition]

That's a best seller!!

[Come ooon, at least Ino is entertaining.]

You do know you're adorable, right??

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura will always, always love Ino the most. ]

I try.

[blondambition]

No, but it's like--

[Ino flails a little.]

Ever since we were little, you just had such bad self esteem! But you're like, as strong as Tsunade-sama!

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura raises an eyebrow. ]

Are you trying to give me a pep talk? If so, please stop.

[blondambition]

No, no, no wait! Come on! I'm right! You could beat up every guy in this bar! They love that!

[sweet_oleander]

Okay, I know I haven't been on many [...any] dates, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work that way.

[blondambition]

You're pretty! Maybe as pretty as me!

[sweet_oleander]

I'm definitely prettier than you.

[blondambition]

What?! How do you figure?!

[Ino is making an D: face.]

[sweet_oleander]

Because I won't lose to you in anything.

[blondambition]

You lost to me in chest size~~~

[You and your A-cup angst, Sakura, ololol.]

[sweet_oleander]

[ Sakura waves her hand like it doesn't matter. ]

Okay, okay.

[ Really, it's not like anyone is going to see them. It doesn't matter. ]

[blondambition]

You could try a water bra!