[ OPEN RP ]

[sweet_oleander]

WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
WARNINGS: Drinking! Debauchery...? Create your own threads, tag everywhere, tag yourselves in!



[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

Comments

[ramenosis]

[smacks that finger away]

BELIEVE I'M GONNA WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOU! BUT YOU SHOULD BE USED TO IT, SINCE YOU PROBABLY DRAG YOUR ASS ACROSS IT ALL THE TIME!

[thesepretzels]

YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT MY ASS. I KNOW-- IT'S NICE. YOU SHOULD STOP STARING AT IT AND TAKE A PICTURE AND KEEP IT NEXT TO YOUR BED TO KEEP YOU WARM AT NIGHT.

[ He turns around and wiggles it a little. ]

Maybe if you ask it nicely it'll actually cut you a break and go out with you~

[ramenosis]

[plants his foot right on dat ass and kicks him away]

LIKE HELL I WANNA GO OUT WITH YOU!!

FLYBY COMMENT.

[going_bust]

[Look at her face, guys. Look at this Hokage face.

NONE OF THESE BROS ARE GETTIN' HER VILLAGE.

PEACE.]

[thesepretzels]

Ooooi! Don't touch the goods, Naruto! I said you could kiss my ass, not me! Get it right, idiot!