Naruto spots that shady as fuck jounin and his protective instincts kick in. Sadly, this means he stands up without regard to Ino who is STILL IN HIS LAP IM SORRY. Have the floor as a seat instead Ino.]
OI! ONE-EYE BASTARD! GET AWAY FROM HER!
[He scrambles over to scoop her up instead, cradling her protectively. He also gives that asshole wannabe pirate the worst stink eye ever.
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[NO THIS WAS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY
SAKURA-CHAN WHY
WHY. RAMEN BIKINI SAKURA-CHAN.
RAMEN.
BIKINI.
Naruto spots that shady as fuck jounin and his protective instincts kick in. Sadly, this means he stands up without regard to Ino who is STILL IN HIS LAP IM SORRY. Have the floor as a seat instead Ino.]
OI! ONE-EYE BASTARD! GET AWAY FROM HER!
[He scrambles over to scoop her up instead, cradling her protectively. He also gives that asshole wannabe pirate the worst stink eye ever.
Back off people.]