[ Oh, Naruto. Sweet, beautiful, naive Naruto. Ino does not date men. Ino CHEWS THEM UP AND SPITS THEM OUT and THEN MAKES THEM THINK THEY WERE BETTER OFF FOR IT.

( Sakura is totally jealous of this attribute but she would never, ever tell her.) ]

WHY WOULDN'T YOU SLEEP WITH INO? She's beautiful and smart and probably all BENDY, and she was ALL OVER YOU. Where did you think this was going??

[ WHY ARE YOU SO STUPID. ]