[ Sakura nods. She is VERY SERIOUS right now. Ino is a MANEATER. She will DESTROY Naruto. It is Sakura's CIVIC DUTY to her best friend and, by proxy, her VILLAGE to save him from her. ]

Listen. LISTEN. You should stay away from Ino. She is BAD NEWS. She is ensnaring you with her WOMANLY WILES. [ Sakura puts her hands on Naruto's shoulders and SHAKES. ] SNAP OUT OF IT.