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WHO: YOU
WHAT: Happy hour
WHERE: @ Yakiniki Q
WHEN: Nebulous, anytime
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[ Sakura sits at the bar, nursing a bottle of sake. She's alone, but she doesn't really mind it or the pathology it implies. She's had a bad few days... months... years... ]

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So......

[Everyone has SOME sort of gossip. Ino drinks more, not like she needs it.]

You want to, like, at least make out with Naruto, right?

[She rolls her eyes good naturedly.]

Oh PLEEEASE! You have some--

[She pokes him in the stomach, then slides her finger to underneath his chin.]

-- growing to do before you could handle me.

[Hinata's is still practically full. Poor girl. She has to deal with all these shenanigans SOBER.

AND she's just going to FREAK OUT SILENTLY. INWARDLY SCREAMING.

INO.]

Kiss?! N-Naruto-kun?! I...!!

[a long pause where she eventually calms down and stares at her lap, bangs covering her face

the smallest of nods]

Yes...

[YES now they are getting somewhere!!!]

Anyone else?

[Of course everyone knew Hinata had a crush on Naruto since forever but the girl wasn't a nun!]

A teammate perhaps~?

Edited 2013-02-10 04:18 (UTC)

[His chin tilts back with that move before he narrows his eyes and snatches her wrist to hold it gently.]

Oi, what's that supposed to mean? I'm plenty grown!

Teammate...?

[Kiba? Shino? She couldn't! They were...they were her closest friends. Still, after being with them for so long she found qualities in them she also admired so much in Naruto.

Still, sometimes it was hard to see beyond the veil that was Naruto.]

Um, I'm not sure what you mean.

You know~!

[She nudges Hinata.]

Everyone has a drunken make out or two with a teammate! It's one of the laws of being a shinobi!

Physically, anyway~

[It's not like Ino can compete with Naruto in terms of strength. He not only outweighs her and is taller than her, he has the freaken Kyuubi so yeah, no contest there. Mentally, however...]

You know, life experiences make a shinobi richer and all that!

[She laughs. Maybe Jiraiya-sama had it right the whole time.]

[MAKE OUTS AGAIN HNNNN]

N-No! I haven't!

[Ino you're killing her with these embarrassing subjects. She looks around for Kiba like he's overheard and is going to barge in a say that they have or he's wanted to or just KISS HERE THERE ON THE SPOT.

...It's not as a horrible thought as she had originally imagined but STILL NO.]

I've never even kissed anyone!

It's definitely something.

I've got plenty experience too.

[He grumbles it, not really appreciating Ino undermining her character. He's a lot older now! Plus, he's gone through some pretty traumatizing shit for his age. She doesn't know the half of it, really.

They both lost their senseis, both knew what it was like to have someone try and cut ties, both put on smiles for everyone else's sake and...when did this get sappy?

Another grunt and said with the a seriousness it DEFINITELY does not need since Ino is being so lighthearted about it all]

I could handle you. Bet you're the one that couldn't handle me! [And finally, a grin.]

[ Sakura has reached part II of her drunkenness: the WOBBLY YET STILL SOMEHOW PREACHY state.

She is very wobbly.

She is very preachy.

Her pointer finger is practically in Naruto's face. ]

I DON'T APPROVE OF ANY OF THIS.

... ever???

[Even Sakura let someone make out with her (and maybe touch her boobies??)]

Ever ever ever???

Oh my GOD, Captain KillJoy is here.

[Ino needs 12 drinks now.]

Remember how during the Chuunin exam, in Suna, I got us rations for three days and a map of the desert?

Edited 2013-02-10 04:46 (UTC)

[Shakes her head.]

Never.

[IS THIS UNACCEPTABLE? SHE'S JUST...saving herself for Naruto okay sldkjgslkgjs]

Edited (LET ME JUST...CLOSE THAT ACTION TAG) 2013-02-10 04:47 (UTC)

Yes...

[ Sakura had always been suspicious of that map. Deserts don't have maps! ]

[STARES AT THE FINGER and then slowly turns to Ino.]

Who?

[He's pretty sure that's Sakura-chan. Sakura-chan who doesn't look happy...

In fact he will tell you.]

Ino, that's Sakura-chan. Geez, you must be REALLY drunk.

[ Sakura nods. She is VERY SERIOUS right now. Ino is a MANEATER. She will DESTROY Naruto. It is Sakura's CIVIC DUTY to her best friend and, by proxy, her VILLAGE to save him from her. ]

Listen. LISTEN. You should stay away from Ino. She is BAD NEWS. She is ensnaring you with her WOMANLY WILES. [ Sakura puts her hands on Naruto's shoulders and SHAKES. ] SNAP OUT OF IT.

Edited 2013-02-10 04:57 (UTC)

So how come... you've never just done it??

[When Ino wants something she just grabs it. Nothing gets in her way.]

You can kiss or not kiss whoever you want but... kissing is awesome!!

[WHERE IS THE LOYALTY, SAKURA?

SHE WASN'T SERIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT IT BEFORE BUT NOW SAKURA SAYS SHE CAN'T HAVE IT SHE WANTS IT MORE.]

Excuse me!! I'm standing RIGHT HERE!

It is?

[She blinks because SHE DOESN'T KNOW. She doesn't know Ino is really drunk and just saying all the things. It's still girl talk and she doesn't get that often.]

I guess it's because...I've never had the chance to. And I couldn't just-! It's too embarrassing. Ino-san, you're the confident one, not me.

[But she's trying?]

[ He pokes a finger at Naruto's chest. ]

YOU'RE ON, UZUMAKI. BELIEVE IT.

[What the fuck is womanly wiles. He remembers it vaguely during a time with Jiraiya but-

He sputters at being shook like that and grabs her hands, pulling them off him DONT SHAKE HIM SAKURA HE WILL GET DIZZY AND VOMIT. He doesn't get it really BUT OKAY. Just...don't shake him.]

But! But Ino is my friend! I can't just stay away from her. Same way I can't stay away from you! Why are you sayin' to stay away anyway! She's your friend too!

[Poor Naruto.]

Edited 2013-02-10 05:10 (UTC)

Yeah.

[She looks pointedly at Sakura.]

Desert maps don't come cheap, I'll say that.

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KURAMA WOULD NOT APROOOOOVE OR WOULD HE

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HE'S LIKE WUTEVA BOY NEEDS A LADY

CAN KURAMA SEE ALL THE THINGS NARUTO DOES...

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IF MINATo COULD THEN PROB....ABLY OHGOD

LMAO AND WHAT IF HE TRIES TO MAKE "HELPFUL" COMMENTS

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THEY WOULD BE THE MOST UNHELPFUL OH MY GOD

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THREADJACKING RIGHT HERE

BRING HER A DEAD ANIMAL TO SHOW YOU CARE

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CRYING

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Sakura vs. Ino PART II

INO FINDS A DEAD RABBIT ON HER BED AND SCREAMS

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NARUTO IS LIKE 'AWW KURAMA LIKES YOU :'D'

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